October 2, 2005

Seven Things

I've been tagged on Izzy Mo's blog for the "Seven Things" meme. This was much tougher than it looked. My wife made at least half of the suggestions (if not 2/3s); I wonder if I could do as well if we did this meme for her. :) Anyhoo...


Seven Things I Plan to do Before I Die, Insha'allah
  1. Go on hajj.

  2. Start a business ASAP.

  3. Have lots of kids (preferably, at least three).

  4. Start another non-profit organization (started one once before); not sure what this one would do just yet, though.

  5. Visit the ruins of Hisarlik (the site of ancient Troy), Mycenae, and Knossos; also, to visit the Roman Forum.

  6. Collect as many flags from around the world as possible. (It's a hobby; I collect flags from different countries/states. I've got about a dozen flags in my collection so far.)

  7. Get my friggin' things out of storage back in the States. :)


Seven Things I Can Do
  1. Make my wife laugh. :)

  2. Make ramen, macaroni and cheese, and sandwiches. :)

  3. Play the baritone bugle (I used to be in drum corps) and the trombone.

  4. Write and edit articles (although I prefer editing to writing).

  5. Take decent photographs. (I prefer using my 35mm SLR, but the tiny digital has been used more often in recent months.)

  6. Navigate. :) (My wife may have been born and raised in Singapore, but I'm the one who tells her how to get from one place to another while she drives. ;) )

  7. Read and recite very slowly from the Qur'an. (I've been learning in recent months.)


Seven Things I Cannot Do
  1. Speak fluently in any language other than English (although I know lots of words and phrases in many languages).

  2. Cook or sew very well. :)

  3. Be patient with bureaucracy. (Too true.)

  4. Take too much sugar/carbohydrates. (I'm diabetic.)

  5. Tolerate humidity (which is ironic considering where I live now).

  6. Tolerate racist speech.

  7. Stay away from my computer. ;)


Seven Things I Say Most Often
  1. "Tschhh." (A noise I often make...I think I do it mostly when I'm annoyed by something, but my wife says I do it "whenever." :) Actually, my wife often makes this noise now as well. :) )

  2. "Good morning." (I say this to people regardless of the time of day.)

  3. "What do you care what other people think?" (Picked up from the Richard Feynman book of the same name.)

  4. "No, I don't!"

  5. "Y'all." (I picked this up from my relatives down South.)

  6. "Salaam 'alaikum."

  7. "Terima Kasih/Sama sama." (Malay for "Thank You/You're Welcome." "Terima Kasih" literally means "Received love.")


Seven Things That Attract Me to the Opposite Sex
  1. 1) Personality

  2. Piety/religious values (I needed to find someone who had the same values as me; alhamdulillah that I did).

  3. Someone who wanted to have a family and would be a good mother for my children, insha'allah.

  4. Similar lifestyle. (A friend recently said that my wife and I lead a "boring lifestyle," but that's OK with us because it's the lifestyle we want to live right now.)

  5. Someone who will tolerate my eccentricities. :)

  6. Someone who can comfort me when I'm down and nurse me when I'm sick.

  7. Someone who could cook and sew, because I sure as heck can't. :)

September 28, 2005

Once more...

into the breach, dear friends. ;)

Dear Technical IT Support,

Eighteen months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try running Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
[Except putting on the mute seems to make the software buggy. ;) ] To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 31, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9, and successive versions of GirlFriend have proved no better. [No $#|+!] Eventually, I tried running GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that, when these two systems detected each other, they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiance 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2004.
[My version of Cleanhouse seems to be going buggy. Wife 1.0 now wants the costly add-in of Maid 1.0 to be installed. :P ] Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and couldn't be deleted. [No $#|+!!!] They would resurface months later when I had forgotten about them. [No $#|+!!!!!!] Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. [The software sometimes becomes buggy; the mute button's off, but no sound comes out!]

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Clothing Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.
[I must have gotten a clean copy of that software; amazing, isn't it? ;)]

Can you please urgently advise the best course of action?

September 25, 2005

Answering PseudoArab on Teaching Overseas

PseudoArab wrote: "...if you don't mind, would you be willing to share some information about this whole thing about some agency helping you get a job?"

Well, if you're hoping I can tell you the name of my agent or the agency, that will be impossible. I've forgotten the names of both, and the woman who was my agent left that company after I got to Korea (we happened to meet on the street one day and she told me). However, I can give you some other, basic information.

Many countries around the world require ESL (English as a Second Language) teachers to have either a TEFL or TESOL certificate in addition to a Bachelor's degree (usually in any subject). Korea is one of the few countries that doesn't (or didn't) require any additional certification, just the Bachelors. Even if you don't have a degree in Education or English, it will help if you know the English language fairly well (how to write well, being able to answer grammar questions, etc.). We Western teachers had a steady barrage of questions being asked of us, not only by the students, but even by our Korean colleagues. So the more you know about English (syntax, grammar, vocabulary, etc.), the better.

There are, of course, lots of pros and cons regarding teaching overseas. Most of the following information concerns Korea, but I may throw snippets in about teaching in Singapore as well.
* The pay in Korea was good. I averaged about 2.1 million won a month (pay was variable at my school, depending on the number of hours taught and whether any classes were special, higher pay classes, such as teaching Business English or Writing). The cost of living in Korea was low enough that I was able to save up several thousand dollars in that one year in addition to buying a very expensive 35mm SLR camera set. I saved far more money in Korea than I had ever been able to save up in the US. Other benefits at Korean schools included: a bonus equal to one month's average pay if you finished the entire 12 month contract, a one month vacation (but they only paid one week's worth of salary for that time), and free airfare to and from Korea (you may need to pay for the trip upfront, but they'll reimburse you). Some schools may also pay your rent; mine didn't, but they were very helpful in getting me set up in a nice apartment.
* The free airfare deal is quite handy. I worked with one guy from Ireland who travelled from country to country around the world with his wife and dog. That was how they got to see the world and make a living at the same time. Of course it also helps to have a sense of adventure. :)
* Other countries may not be as generous as the Koreans. Singapore pays decently, and the cost of living is roughly the same as Korea's, but the schools here don't pay either a 13th month bonus or airfare. I don't know if I would have saved as much money in Singapore as I did in Korea (in part because I got married fairly quickly after coming to Singapore). Chinese pay scales seem to be very cheap, although I believe they all provide housing.
* Don't forget that, wherever you teach, you may still have bills to pay in your local currency (e.g., the US dollar). I was able to arrange monthly wire transfers of money to my US bank account to pay local bills (like student loans and storage fees). You need to keep fairly up to date regarding all of your finances (not just local, but at home as well).
* Working in Korea was tough on women. Of course, virtually every expatriate who works there is not in a relationship. For some reason, women seemed to have a tougher time handling Korea than men did. Many blamed Korea's male-dominated society, but I'm not sure that's entirely true.

I've got more to write on this topic, but it will have to wait for now. In the meantime, a good place to start is Dave's ESL Cafe Job Board. Look around, see what's available, think about whether this type of life is what you want (not a clearcut question to answer), and if you have any other questions, by all means feel free to ask.

This looks fairly accurate too...

You are a

Social Liberal
(60% permissive)

and an...

Economic Liberal
(36% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Centrist




Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid

September 23, 2005

"Americans need to beware of the Muslim scourge within"

This letter appeared in CAIR's daily e-mail under its "Incitement Watch" heading. While the letter is worthy of that heading, trying to incite other non-Muslims to hate Muslims, it's also one of the more unintentionally funny letters I've read in a while. This clown is truly "red" to the core. Thirty years ago, he would have been writing about the communists; today it's the Muslims. It's a sad day when the average American can only see "enemies." My comments are in blue.


Dear Editor, I pray that the silent majority in our great nation is not being at all fooled by all the latest rhetoric being distributed in the media regarding President George W. Bush. He has more on him at this time than any person in the history of America.

But never believe he can't handle it. The Bible says that up until a person becomes a child of God, he or she just never realizes the true light when they see it. This absolute gives our president a lot of strength, and this silent majority is praying for him every day. And every American should be doing the same thing. Please start doing so.

He has many big problems, but the biggest by far is the nation of Islam.
1 I have done a lot of research recently2 and the following are a number of truths -- which I can prove. These things started long ago, but the Muslim world did not appear to be intelligent enough to pose much of a threat to anyone except themselves.3

1. One wonders if this guy knows the difference between Orthodox Islam and the "Nation of Islam." I'm not completely convinced that he does.
2. I'm sure you have (rolling eyes).
3. The pot calling the kettle black - as you'll be able to read for yourselves all too soon.



We have a very large number of Americans that are doing everything they can to cause America to fail. And since our president has had the courage to address hard subjects that absolutely must be resolved, it takes a true Southern Christian gentleman to grab the bull by the horns.4 Can you believe that since Sept. 11, 2001, there have been approximately 34,000 Americans who have become Muslims?5 How about this one: There are 1,209 Muslim mosques existing in America at this time, and 25 percent of them have been built since 1994 -- just one year after the first bombing of the Trade Center buildings.6

4. Don't evuh let dem dam' Yankees evuh run the gubbuhmint ag'in, dagnabit! ;)
5. Really? Alhamdulillah! (Singing) "We shall overcome...we shall overcome..." :)
6. Alhamdulillah! A chicken in every pot, and a masjid on every street corner. :)



And did you know that if you ask 100 Americans who we were fighting a war with in our country for the first time, they would probably say England. Wrong! The great U.S. Marine Corps was fighting the Muslims in the country of Tripoli. It was called the Tripolitan War. Hence the song: "to the shores of Tripoli."7

7. Almost. Actually, the US's first military engagement after the Revolutionary War was the Quasi-War with France, which ended one year (1800) before the First Barbary War started (1801). Nice try, though.



Wake up, America. There are at this date 6 million Muslims who reside here in our country, all over most states.8 And there are 1.5 billion on planet earth.9 Our historians have let us down since our conception.10 It is time we learned who our enemies are! They are Bush-bashers who run down our president and have a total of nothing in the suggestion box to do anything any other way!11

8. We're everywhere! ;)
9. Horrors! 20% of the Earth's population is Muslim.
10. It's the historians' fault! Why don't they nevuh teach me nuthin' at skool?
11. And then there's this wonderful leap of "logic." Who are the "enemies?" Is it the Muslims? No! It's the "Bush-bashers!" :) Those darn democrats! :) And they don't ever make any good suggestions either! ;)



I do not have a copy of the Muslim Quran, but I have one on the way. It has 114 chapters.12

12. The last sentence gives me the mental image of a schoolchild reciting a "fact." This guy is going to be in for a surprise when he finds the latter 30 "chapters" or so are just a few lines each. No doubt he's expecting something along the lines of Hitler's "Mein Kampf" or Marx and Engels' "Manifesto of the Communist Party."



Only 30 percent of the Muslims in the world are literate.13 They must listen to their leaders for the contents of the Quran.14 I have several verses copied from one of the books of the Quran, and it is very clear that no Muslim is our friend.15

13. One can only guess where this "statistic" came from.
14. Ooooh, mind control. No wonder dem Muslims is always fightin'. :)
15. But Hugh, we like you! You're very entertaining! :)



I'm probably running out of time. I'll tell you more of this enemy when I get my copy.16

16. Hurry on back now, ya hear?



Sept. 18th is Constitution Day. Pray for America and pray for John Roberts and for George Bush.

God bless you all and God bless America.


Hugh Jenkins
Woodbine
Chaplain
Confederate States of America
Camp 747


Come on, say it! (You know you want to.) "The South will rise again!" :)

September 22, 2005

Actually, I think this is fairly accurate of me... :)

Fourth Anniversary

Today is my fourth anniversary: I've lived in Asia for four years now.

2001 was a rather turbulent year for me. I had been working for Shasta, a swimming pool company, since late 1999, but felt that my job and career as an accountant had completely stagnated. I had reverted to Islam in June of the previous year, and while I felt comfortable living my new life as a Muslim I found it somewhat difficult (at the time) to find a Muslim woman to marry. So I turned to the Internet, and began a correspondence with a Moroccan woman living in Switzerland. I thought we had a chance to develop a serious relationship, and so I began to divest myself from my life in America - I wrapped up my affairs and traveled to Geneva in June...

Only to be rejected by her almost as soon as we met at the airport. I spent two weeks there, my first trip to Europe. We did spend some time together, testing to see if the relationship could be re-started, but I left Europe with bitterness (at having been spurned after all the emotional and financial capital had been invested) and relief (talking to a friend after I returned to the US, I told her that being with this woman would ultimately give me an ulcer; my friend said, "Are you kidding? She'd have given you a heart attack!"). And so I returned to the U.S., only to find that I was unemployed. I stayed with a relative for a while, but she kicked me out after not being able to pay rent (I had gone completely broke). For three days, I found myself homeless, rejected by family and friends, but welcomed in by Muslim brothers who were otherwise complete strangers. (May Allah (swt) bless these men for the kindness they showed me in my darkest hours.) Eventually my relative asked me to return, in part (ironically) because her dog missed me and would wait at the door every evening for me to come home. (May Allah (swt) bless "Pete" too.)

And while I couldn't find a permanent, full-time job, I was able to go back to Shasta for a few months as a part-time employee. I paid my relative her rent, and began looking for other work. The thought crossed my mind that I had a brand new passport; was there any work I might find overseas that would allow me to travel? Eventually, I came across an Internet advertisement for a job teaching English in Korea. On a lark, I submitted my resume, and an employment agency contacted me very quickly, saying they'd be more than happy to help me find a job. Thus began a dance between the agency, myself, and three schools who were interested in hiring me (the third school ultimately did). The funny thing was that I was very much torn as to the whole idea of moving to Korea. I knew virtually nothing about the country, and I wasn't quite sure if I really wanted to leave the U.S. One week I would say, "I'm definitely moving to Korea," and the next week it would be, "There's absolutely no way I'm going to Korea." It wasn't until I talked to my dad over the phone, when I asked him what I should do, that I made my final decision. "Go!" he said, and I did, and it was the best decision.

So I packed everything up one final time…and then waited. September 11th happened. (I was originally supposed to leave on the 14th, I believe.) Of course, I had to rearrange all my travel plans and get a new ticket. After a 14-hour flight from LAX, I finally got to Incheon International Airport late at night on September 22, 2001, where some woman (an employee of the agency) quickly got me off my Asiana flight and onto another plane bound for Busan (I was the last passenger to board; the plane for Busan had been waiting for me).

So I lived for a year in Korea, falling in love with that country and still missing it even today. Since then, I’ve lived in Singapore, where I started another life here with my wife. I’ve had the opportunity to visit a few other countries out here: Malaysia a few times, Japan for a day (to get my Korean work visa), and a few hours at the Bangkok International Airport – if you want to count that. ? There are lots of places I’d love to visit around here in time: China, Japan (again, but much more thoroughly), Cambodia (to see Angkor Wat), Vietnam, Brunei (to visit one of my wife’s relatives, who frequently asks us to come over) and, of course, Korea once more.

It’s been a wild ride. Lots of fun, happiness, pain, and sorrow. Real life, just like anywhere else. My dad was ultimately right. Coming to Asia was one of the best decisions I ever made. I’m glad I’m here.

September 19, 2005

Cronin's Criticism regarding Sania

Two weeks ago, if you had mentioned the name of Sania Mirza, I'd have said, "Who?" :) However, this topic has started to take on a life of its own (based on the number of hits and comments I've received in the past few days).

Adarsh Krishna, who has a nice blog on Sania Mirza, had a recent post in which he referenced an article about Ms. Sania by Matthew Cronin of tennisreporters.net. Following are some of my remarks to Mr. Cronin’s commentary:

“She's a national hero in short skirts, and the Islamic fundamentalists do not want her to exert any real influence on other young women who might get "heretical" ideas about dressing the way they want to.

Horrors! Now, if a Muslim suggests that a young Muslimah should cover herself, he (or she) is an “Islamic fundamentalist.” Actually, the “heretical” ideas about dressing come from the non-Muslims, but Mr. Cronin appears to be blind to that perspective.


“To her credit, Sania has stuck up for the positive principles of her religion. But, the fact is, there are numerous negative ones, such as the existence of extremists who have declared a "fatwa" on her.”

Mr. Cronin shows his ignorance of Islam when he equates the writing of a fatwa to that of extremism. As I’ve written before (and which many other Muslims will tell you), a fatwa is merely an opinion about a religious question, frequently having to do with mundane, day-to-day issues. Ms. Sania is free to accept or ignore the fatawa that have been written regarding her. (Obviously, she has ignored those fatawa so far to date.)


“That's when it's either time to stand up and say that your religious opponents are wrong and don't represent the thinking of many young Muslims, or you leave that religion.”

What a hoot! “Islam is wrong” vs. “Become an apostate!” What a “choice.” Mr. Cronin proves the Qur’an correct once more: Never will the Jews or the Christians be satisfied with thee unless thou follow their form of religion. Say: "The Guidance of Allah,-that is the (only) Guidance." Wert thou to follow their desires after the knowledge which hath reached thee, then wouldst thou find neither Protector nor helper against Allah.” (2:120)

Mr. Cronin, how about the choice of “I go against the norms of the tennis world by covering up in a way that preserves my modesty, but still allows me to compete effectively.” Oooh, “heresy!” No doubt that would rock your world.

The Next Star Wars "Kid"

OK, this is too funny. Check it out! :) Magazine Man vs. Art Lad (Episode I).

Yo, MM, next time, may the Force be with you. ;)

Response to a Comment regarding my Sania Mirza Post

Steve came by the other day, and had an interesting comment regarding my Sania Mirza post. I've decided to post my response here, and also at my Learn About Islam blog.

Thanks for your comment, Steve, and I hope you'll make more in the future, insha'allah.



Steve wrote: "I think a reasonable person can debate what kind of clothing is acceptable under Islam. I know dozens of Muslims who ruitinely wear shorts and skirts, and at the same time affirm most of the basic principles of Islam."

Those shorts-and-skirts Muslims must be young. :) Yeah, I've heard of cases up in Malaysia where a young woman might go out in public wearing something skimpy but also wearing a hijab. Go figure. Still, there are clearly defined dress codes for both Muslim men and women. Those women who wear the shorts and skirts are not following the dress code. While they may "affirm most of the basic principles of Islam," Islam is not a "pick and choose," cafeteria-style religion. Muslims should (ideally) follow all aspects of Islam as much of the time as possible. As my wife would say, "We strive to be better Muslims."


"That being said, whats at issue is whether or not the actions of this tennis player is worthy of a 'fatwa.'"

A fatwa in and of itself is merely an opinion, and does not necessarily have to be obeyed. Most people who ask for a fatwa normally ask for themselves (i.e., they have a particular situation they would like resolved, and they are looking for guidance in the form of a fatwa). That someone asks, "What about the type of clothing a female tennis player wears in public, like Sania Mirza?" seems a little odd, but is still not out of the realm of the ordinary. In that regard, Ms. Sania is worthy of a fatwa, as is any other Muslim in the world.


"I completely agree that an Islamic council should be more worried about things like Wahhabism or the Mujahadeen than tennis attire."

In all honesty, the vast majority of fatawa that are issued deal with very mundane, daily life issues. There's nothing wrong with an Islamic council dealing with the bigger issues (many Muslims wish they would), but most of their work deals with very small issues.


"However, it is the position of some Islamic scholars that if the purpose of rules and regulations regarding attire is to not attract attention to ones self, then covering up in conditions such as western society and or tennis courts might actually defeat the intended purpose of such modesty..."

Possibly, but... The purpose of the dress code, of course, is for modesty; it's not necessarily not to attract attention to one's self. While a pro female tennis player might attract attention initially by, say, wearing a sweat suit instead of a skirt and blouse, don't you think the fuss might die down fairly quickly (within a year's time at the most)? Is women's beach volleyball popular because we value the women as athletes...or because they wear bikinis? Was Anna Kournikova as popular as she was because of her tennis skills (her having never won a Grand Slam tournament) or because of her looks?

September 11, 2005

Sania Mirza

The Sania Mirza controversy seems a little odd to me. If you haven't heard, Sania Mirza is an Indian Muslim tennis player who started the year ranked #206. However, she was able to reach the fourth round of the U.S. Open, and will possibly be among the top 35 women tennis players in the latest rankings, insha'allah. The controversy is that Ms. Mirza has been the subject of two fatawa recently due to her wearing standard tennis clothing (a shirt and skirt).

"Sania Mirza is a Muslim and she stands half-naked on the tennis court while playing, which is against Islam," said Siddikulla Chowdhury, secretary of the Jamiat-Ulama-Hind Islamic movement in Kolkata. "She is trying to ape some Western tennis players who dress in a similar way."

"The dress she wears on the tennis court not only doesn't cover large parts of her body but leaves nothing to the imagination of voyeurs," said another cleric, Maulana Hasheeb-ul-Hasan Siddiqui of the Sunni Ulema Board. "She will undoubtedly be a corrupting influence on these women."


Ms. Mirza herself has declined comment on the fatawa. "I have nothing to say about that."

My own thoughts:

  • First, I wonder at the credibility and motivation of the people who are issuing these "fatawa." Who are they? The Sunni Ulema Board in particular has been described in some news articles as "little known." Likewise, is this just grandstanding by people who want to take advantage of this young woman's recent success? According to one article, "Zafarul-Islam Khan, editor of The Milli Gazette, a bi-monthly publication with a focus on Islamic issues, told AFP no fatwa had been issued. 'It is just for sensation,' he said. 'There is no fatwa.' According to Khan, a fatwa is a response given in writing to a specific question, and can only be given by a qualified scholar, or 'mufti.' 'But every time a bearded person says something it is called a fatwa,' he said, adding that Mirza's attire was not an issue among most Indian Muslims."

  • On the other hand, what the two groups are asking for is not unreasonable either. I don't think it's necessary that she be covered up completely, but I also don't think her performance on the court would be hurt if she, say, wore sweat pants instead of the skirt.

    The Shia have given an interesting response to the controversy so far: MYOB! The All-India Shia Muslim Personal Law Board on Saturday disapproved the edict issued by some Muslim clerics on dresses worn by Indian teenage tennis sensation Sania Mirza while playing and asked them not to meddle in [the] sports arena. "The fatwa issued against Sania by a section of Muslim clerics is unnecessary and uncalled for. It is not for them to issue guidelines on what players should wear during matches," Board Chairman Mirza Mohammad Athar told reporters in Lucknow. Asserting that Sania had committed no sin by wearing her choice of dresses on [the] field, he asked clerics not to interfere in matters pertaining to sports. Athar said it was regrettable that the clerics issued the fatwa against Sania who did the community and the country proud by becoming the first Indian to reach pre-quarterfinals of the US Open. The Chairman told them to understand that sports had its own dress code, and a player, belonging to any religion, was the best judge to decide what dress suited him or her while playing. Lauding Sania's achievements, he said she had become a role model for her community and the country by her performances. Athar urged clerics and countrymen to encourage her to bring more laurels for herself and the country. "They should not demoralise her by issuing fatwas on her dresses," he said. For the record, my wife (who is Sunni, as am I) is surprised at the Shia response in that she does believe that a woman showing that much skin is committing a sin. She would have expected the Shia to take a more conservative response (i.e., agreeing with the fatawa).

    Sources:

  • Muslim clerics lash out at 'half-naked' Indian tennis star Mirza

  • Fatwa on Sania dress uncalled for: Shia Board


    Update: (1 April 2010) A lot of people are visiting this blog post now that Sania Mirza has announced her engagement to Pakistani cricket player Shoaib Malik. For more information, please visit Sania Mirza Engaged.
  • September 7, 2005

    Problems with Husband 1.0?

    I got this from a friend in Malaysia (hence the "odd" references, like to Teh Tarik and the lack of other American sports like baseball). Cute.


    Upgrade Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0


    Dear IT Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

    And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?

    Signed,


    Desperate



    Dear Desperate,

    First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is and entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

    If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

    You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

    Good Luck!


    IT Support

    September 4, 2005

    A Cultural Mutt

    ChaliceChick (a Unitarian and ex-BeliefNet poster) had an interesting question on her blog recently. Her post is about how location and culture influence the way we are, how our personalities are shaped over time. Or, as she writes, "...so what cultures do y'all come from? Which influence who you are the most?"

    Here's most of my response on her blog:

    "...It's not only about where I've lived, but also what cultural attributes I've picked up along the way. Up through HS, I lived in upstate NY. My family lineage is primarily Irish-English, but I never felt any strong ties to those cultures (my family has lived in America since the Colonial days). Moreover, certain relatives had married Italian immigrants, and I've often felt I grew up Italian, even though I'm not.

    "After HS, I moved to Arizona where the Italian influence continued, but I was also influenced by Mexican culture as well, having many Mexican-American friends.

    "Now, the past four years, I've lived in Asia and I've noticed how my thinking and lifestyle has started to assimilate East Asian thought and cultural practices (especially as my wife comes from this area).

    "So, based on all these different places of residence and cultural influences, I feel like a real mutt. :) "

    September 3, 2005

    Iraq/New Orleans

    A few thoughts on the travesty that has befallen New Orleans after Katrina:

    • If the government (take your pick: federal, state or city) is unable to provide security for the people of New Orleans immediately after a natural disaster like Katrina, is it any wonder that the US government is unable to provide security to the people of Iraq? The "insurgency" that has happened in New Orleans the past few days merely shows why the insurgency in Iraq has gone on for so long.
    • The US government will never, ever gain international support for another Iraq-type invasion. Governments around the world will look at both the Iraqi and New Orleans insurgencies and say, "The US is very good at destroying things, but they cannot build something back up again. If they can't provide a stable environment after a disaster (natural or man-made) so that we can help these people (which is to the benefit of everyone), why should we help them?" This shows very clearly where American priorities lie.
    • I haven't heard any news about the likes of Halliburton or Bechtel licking their chops to help rebuild New Orleans anytime recently. ... Oh, I forgot, there's no money to be made in helping one's own people.

    August 28, 2005

    Muslim Pick-Up Lines

    I found the following pick-up lines on the blog of an Internet friend (we met on Beliefnet long ago). These are cute.

    1. "OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me."
    2. "Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you."
    3. "I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam."
    4. "To watch you pray is a sin of its own."
    5. "Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?"
    6. "You can't play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life."
    7. "Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part..."
    8. "Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?"
    9. "Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?"
    10. "Assalamu 'alaikum; so what time does a hurain (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?"
    11. What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school
    12. Can I have your wali's phone number?
    13. So, read any good Surahs lately?
    14. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
    15. Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's?
    16. Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room.

    August 24, 2005

    One more comment regarding Izzy Mo's "Society for Caucasian Muslims" post

    Izzy Mo wrote: "This is John, better known by his Muslim name Yahya. He was raised in a moderate Christian family and converted to Islam after he took a class in World Religions. He recalls to us in our April 23rd meeting this story. 'So, after being a Muslim for about two years, I figure it's time for me to be married. You know, fulfill the other half of the deen. I'm looking around for potential spouses, letting everyone know I am interested in marrying a good Muslima. I was so rejected. There was even a nice Pakistani sister who I seemed to have a lot in common with but her father flat out rejected me. "Convert someone from your own community." I thought this was my community.'"

    "Convert someone from your own community." Actually, this is what John and Juan, our African-American and Hispanic brothers, would be told. White American Muslim converts, both male and female, tend to be sought after by non-American (and sometimes even American) Muslims. (Heck, I had a black American brother - a friend - tell me that he wished he had a sister so that he could have her marry me. I was very honored by that comment.)

    The problem is, I've heard lots of black and hispanic Muslim brothers complain, in person and over the internet, about how difficult it is for them to find spouses among the immigrant community (which, of course, represent about half of the American Muslim population - a very significant number). In looking for my own wife, I had very few problems. I did initially try the internet matchmaking option, and got tons of responses to my ad. (I quickly realized that I didn't need to hunt for women to write to; why should I bother? They all wrote to me first.)

    And so I understand why Izzy wrote the above, but this problem tends not to be ours (meaning, us white Muslims).

    August 23, 2005

    My Response to Izzy Mo's "Society for Caucasian Muslims"

    I've been meaning to respond to izzy mo's take on what a Caucasian Muslim Society might be like. She wrote: "I remembered an article about Caucasian Muslims printed in Islamic Horizons which stated that out of all the various ethnic groups in our umma, Caucasian Muslim never started a group specifically for Caucasian Muslims. There's Black groups, Latino groups, Indian groups, even Vietnamese and Native American groups, but no White, Anglo-Saxon or Caucasian groups."

    I haven't read the article in question, but I would agree that there probably aren't any Caucasian Muslim groups in the US. (If there are any, they're probably very small in size.) Actually, I suspect that most American whites tend to think that we, as the current majority ethnic group/race in the US, don't need to create organizations specifically for Caucasians because it's assumed that we can join these groups anyway. (And, historically, those Caucasians who did create organizations specifically for whites have been criticized publicly over the past few decades due to discriminating against people from other races who wanted to join. So the general attitude by most whites now I think is, why bother?)

    The funny thing is, here in Singapore, there is a "Caucasian Muslim" group, known as the Euro Club, which is affiliated with Darul Arqam - The Muslim Converts' Association of Singapore. Despite the name, the Euro Club is really for any Muslim (of any race) who comes from Western countries. Most of the members I know come from either Australia or New Zealand; I also know two Europeans, and then there's me, the only American in the group that I know of (although there may be more).

    -----

    A few months ago, a friend from Arizona asked me, "How do you feel being a minority?" Meaning, in a country where 77% of the population is Chinese, 14% is Malay, and 7% is Indian, the remaining 2% or so is mostly white (in three years here in S'pore, the number of blacks I've run across could probably be counted on both hands and feet). The irony is that I've felt like a minority since my reversion to Islam five years ago. Going to masjids, regardless of the country I've been to (US, Switzerland, Korea, Singapore), there is rarely any other white Muslim praying there with me. Years ago, I used to worry a little as to how I might be treated by the other Muslim brothers; after all, white Americans hadn't always treated black Americans that well (and likewise, Americans haven't treated the rest of the world that well either). But all of my worries have been for naught. In fact, instead of being treated poorly, I am treated very well. I am frequently the object of attention, the great curiosity: a white male American Muslim. Whodathunkit? And there are also times when I feel I'm a type of ambassador for American Muslims in these countries that I visit. People are curious as to how Islam is practiced in America, how big the Muslim population is, and so on. I try to be honest with them, telling them about both the good and bad. But the conversations tend to be interesting, and I hope we all will profit from the encounters.

    One thing that I do enjoy about Islam, though, is the lack of emphasis on skin color, especially during salat. In the masjids I've been to around the world, there's very little segregation between different communities like you might find in American churches (white churches over here, black churches over there). I like the fact that in most places I've been to, there is a rainbow of skin colors, meeting Muslims from around the world (perhaps 20 nationalities so far). When the Qur'an talks about being a universal message for all mankind, I can believe it because I've seen so many diverse people who are Muslims. Alhamdulillah!

    (Insha'allah, I hope to post a second comment to Izzy Mo's post later.)

    August 17, 2005

    The US and the Nation Brand Index

    I came across the Nation Brand Index today while breezing through a local newspaper article. Simon Anholt, author of Brand America, has started doing a survey of how people around the world look at specific countries, as if each country is its own brand. The following is what he wrote regarding the United States, and part of his conclusion. I have a few comments at the end.


    The United States

    It has been pointed out many times – in the first Nation Brands Index, amongst others – that America’s brand image has suffered severely as a result of the unpopularity of the current administration’s foreign policy. This is not an unfamiliar situation for the USA as the country has faced international opprobrium for its foreign policies more than a few times during the last century.

    Two questions spring to mind in this context: firstly, is the effect of these spells of unpopularity iterative, or cumulative? In other words, does Brand America fully recover its prestige after each unpopular overseas engagement, or does the ill-will gradually build up? If cumulative, Brand America may be truly in deep trouble. The second question is whether we are witnessing for the first time some symptoms of this political harm beginning to leach out into other areas of the nation brand. I addressed these questions in my last book, Brand America, and will not go into detail here. The second NBI, however, does provide some new evidence.

    The US scores extremely poorly on the ‘heritage’ side of the culture axis, ranking last of the 25 countries in the survey. One is tempted to assume that this is a deliberate slight on the part of our respondents, a kind of protest vote. Still, there is a question on the ‘governance’ axis that offers a much clearer opportunity to express disapproval of US foreign policy:

    "Please rank how much you trust the following countries’ governments to make responsible decisions which uphold international peace and security"

    Here, America comes in nineteenth, certainly a very low ranking, but not twenty-fifth. The governments of South Korea, India, Egypt, Turkey, Russia and China are still rated by our panel as being less responsible (South Korea, as I mentioned in the first NBI, being probably the victim of a certain amount of confusion with North Korea).

    In some ways, I find the low culture score of Brand America more disturbing than the low governance score. One could argue that a degree of unpopularity is the unavoidable price of being the world’s only military superpower. However, the culture score is associated with the maturity, prudence, wisdom, cultivation, humanity and intelligence of the nation. Such a low score for Brand America hardly provides a positive context in which to evaluate America’s political and military acts.

    Perhaps this poor showing in serious culture is only to be expected, since successive administrations have dismantled much of the machinery of cultural diplomacy that helped to The Anholt-GMI Nation Brands Index – Second Quarter, 2005 win the Cold War, and now serve so well as a foil to many of the country’s currently negative brand attributes.

    All things considered, American brands are still doing well. However, there are worrying signs at the margins. As I mentioned earlier, in the 2004 Interbrand/Business Week survey of the world’s top 100 global brands, no less than 57 are American owned. The number has fallen slightly, from 63 two years ago, but the survey still evidences the most staggering domination of the global ‘brandscape’ by American firms. Germany is in second place with a mere 9 billion-dollar global brands, followed by France (as we have seen), Japan and the UK.

    What is most surprising, given this state of affairs, is the fact that our panellists now rank Germany higher than America as a desirable producer of branded products and
    services, despite the fact that American brands outnumber German brands on the global marketplace by more than 6 to 1. This has changed in the space of three months since the first NBI, both in terms of satisfaction with products and how highly the country of origin is rated on those products. In these cases, the positions of these two countries have reversed.

    It is also noticeable that only two of the new entries in this year’s Business Week Survey are American and the other seven are European: one is Swiss, one is Dutch, one is French, one is Italian, and three are German.

    It looks as if American brands have a serious competitor on their hands: tiny in terms of numbers, but significant in terms of consumer preference.


    Conclusion

    The Anholt-GMI Nation Brands Index – Second Quarter, 2005 respected political figures; neither is an especially prolific or prominent contributor of cultural offerings on the worldstage. Both, however, are large, beautiful, relatively remote countries with relatively small populations. They both have Any discussion about the brand values of nations, their importance in the modern world, and their impact on people’s decisions inevitably raises the question of whether there is anything that can be done to reverse a negative image.

    The promotion of tourism, cultural relations, media personalities, branded exports, politicians, investment promotion and the people of the country all play in to creating the brand image of the nation. However, in the end, deliberate acts of communication, no matter how well performed or how well funded, can only work at the margins of perception, and one simple truth about nation brand emerges from the NBI: a reputation can only be earned.

    People form their views about countries in the following ways:
    a. By the things the country does, and how it does them
    b. By the things the country makes, and how it makes them
    c. By the way the country looks – or people think it looks
    d. By the way other people talk about it
    e. By the company it keeps
    f. By the way the country talks about itself

    There is a common misconception that nation branding is mainly about (f); in other words, that the image of a country can be built through paid-for communications, through attractive logos and clever slogans. Actually, this is one of the least effective and least reliable ways of communicating the ‘national brand’. Saying things is not enough: they either have to be said by respected independent voices – (d) – or better still, proven: (a), (b), (c) and (e).

    Just as advertising cannot sell a product that does not deliver on its promises or that people don’t need, a country cannot build its reputation by singing its own praises, or spewing out endless information about its wonderful products, investment opportunities, people, places and achievements. In today’s world, information is virtually valueless because there is so much of it.

    In the end, if a nation wants to change its brand image, it must learn to behave differently. However, before changing its behaviour, a nation needs insight into how it is really perceived by its various audiences and stakeholders. It also needs a firm understanding of how nation brands form and change. With this knowledge, a nation’s new behaviour will help build its new brand as effectively, efficiently, fairly, truthfully, usefully and predictably as possible.


    JD: I find the last three paragraphs of the conclusion to be the most interesting. Of course, many (if not all countries) need to take these words to heart, but as an American, I think the US needs to take these paragraphs to heart more strongly than others. The US government's reaction to 9/11 was, in part, to create an "advertising campaign" in Muslim countries extolling the virtues of the US and American culture. And yet, Mr. Anholt here is quite plainly saying, this is the least effective means for winning over the minds of Muslims (or anyone else for that matter). If the US really wants to win over the minds of Muslims, *they* need to change their behavior - and this extends not just to the US government, but to the average American citizen as well. Otherwise, you're never going to convince non-American Muslims that the US has their best interests at heart.

    August 9, 2005

    New Posts on My Other Blogs

    Just in case this is the only one of my blogs that you visit, I've made some recent posts to my two other blogs that you may find of interest. On my Learn about Islam blog is an article from the Wichita Eagle on Overcoming the Islamic Fear Factor. Take the short quiz and see how well you do.

    The other recent post is on my Ang Moh in SG blog. The Hungry Ghost festival happened the other night, and I've posted one of my photos that I thought came out really well. Check it out.

    And, of course, I hope to have more posts made on all three of my blogs in the near future, insha'allah. :)

    August 1, 2005

    Bad Writing

    These were a hoot. :)

    A Microsoft analyst has won an annual contest celebrating bad writing by comparing fixing carburetors to fondling a woman's breasts.

    "As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly functional yet pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of the shop manual."


    The winner in the children's literature section was sent in by Shelby Leung of New South Wales, Australia.

    "The woods were all a-twitter with rumors that the Seven Dwarves were planning a live reunion after their attempted solo careers had dismally sputtered into Z-list oblivion and it was all just a matter of meeting a ten-page list of outlandish demands (including 700-threadcount Egyptian cotton bedsheets, lots of white lilies and a separate trailer for the magic talking mirror) to get the Princess Formerly Known As Snow White on board."

    July 30, 2005

    Down, but not out

    I'm back.

    This past week, I was ill with what was probably a mild case of Dengue Fever. On Friday, the 22nd, I started feeling ill at school. (I wish I had known just how ill I was going to get because then I would have left school immediately, instead of waiting several hours for my wife to pick me up. But that's all hindsight.) By about midnight that night, my fever peaked around 39-something Celcius (103* Farenheight), and it only started going down after I had the equivalent of a sponge bath. By late Sunday night, my fever finally broke enough to where I didn't feel like my mind was in a fog. However, on Monday, I had four major nosebleeds, the last at the hospital (and a fifth on Tuesday morning). The rest of the week I spent at home, where I've been resting - and yes, I did need the full week to recover.

    Anyway, I'll probably go back to work on Monday (gotta shave off this week's worth of beard growth :) ), and I hope to resume this blog as well.

    July 20, 2005

    I'm Confused

    I've just come across two news stories that make for a very odd juxtaposition. On the one hand, I came across James Carroll's article, The Border Mentality, in which he talks about how Zaki Badawi was refused admittance to the United States to give a speech at the Chautauqua Institution.

    "...a distinguished leader of the Islamic community in London was refused admittance into the United States at John F. Kennedy Airport in New York. Zaki Badawi is an Egyptian-born scholar, the principal of the Muslim College in London, which trains imams and Islamic leaders, emphatically preparing them to build bridges with British culture. Holding a doctorate from the University of London, Badawi has been knighted by Queen Elizabeth, has served as an adviser to Tony Blair, and is co-editor of an interfaith magazine with an archbishop and a chief rabbi. He is in his 80s.

    "Badawi was en route to the Chautauqua Institution in western New York, where he was to give a major address on the compatibility of Islam and Western culture. But on Wednesday evening, US border officials at JFK detained the elderly scholar for six hours, then put him on a plane back to England."



    On the other hand, you have another story (N.B. man, caught with bloody chainsaw, charged with murder faces extradition) about a Canadian murderer who was admitted into the United States by the border guards. (Look at this guy's eyes on the story's website, and tell me he's not a loon.)

    WASHINGTON (CP) - A New Brunswick man who arrived at the U.S. border toting a red-stained chainsaw faces a hearing Thursday on whether he should be returned to Canada for trial in the murder of an elderly couple - a country musician who was beheaded and his spouse who was stabbed.

    Residents in Minto, N.B., where the gruesome attack occurred, say they cannot believe Despres was allowed into the United States after arriving at the border with a backpack full of weapons.

    Despres, a Canadian-born, naturalized U.S. citizen who was the elderly couple's next-door neighbour, showed up at the border April 25 with a chainsaw that had red stains on it. He also had a home-made sword with an engraved swastika, a hatchet, a knife, a mouth guard, two brass knuckles and a can of pepper spray.

    William Heffelfinger, a senior U.S. Customs official, said last month that Despres was stripped of his weapons, fingerprinted and questioned for about three hours. Despres boasted he was a "trained sniper with over 700 kills," Heffelfinger said.


    So, is it reasonable to conclude that there's more to fear from an 80-something British Muslim Peer than there is from a chainsaw-toting Canadian murderer? I'm confused. You tell me.

    July 19, 2005

    Fatwa Against the 7/7 Bombing

    Part of an article, which announces a fatwa against suicide bombings:


    "Ten days after Islamic radicals carried out deadly attacks on the London transport system, Britain's largest Sunni Muslim group has issued a binding religious edict, a fatwa, condemning the July 7 suicide bombings as the work of a 'perverted ideology.'

    ...

    "In Birmingham, Jama'at e Ahl e Sunnat, or the Sunni Council, said the bombings were against Islam, adding that any type of suicide attack was against the Koran.

    "'Who has given anyone the right to kill others? It is a sin. Anyone who commits suicide will be sent to hell,' said Mufti Muhammad Gul Rehman Qadri, the council's chairman.

    "'What happened in London can be seen as a sacrilege. It is a sin to take your life or the life of others.'

    "The council also targeted terror groups who influence others to do their bidding in the fatwa.

    "'Leaving aside the atrocities being committed in Palestine and Iraq, the attacks in London have no Islamic justification, are totally condemned and we equally condemn those who may have been behind the masterminding of these acts, those who incited these youths in order to further their own perverted ideology,' the group's fatwa said.
    "

    You Can't Be Muslim! You've Got Freckles!

    A nice, but all too brief article: What it's like to wear a head covering in the Bluegrass. Some of the better quips:

    "Strangers often ask where we're from, expecting 'Saudi Arabia' or 'Iraq.' The answer -- born and raised in Lexington -- usually surprises them. A saleswoman once complimented my language skills: 'Wow, you speak really good English.'"

    ...

    "A sweet older gentleman was shocked when I answered 'I'm Muslim' after he asked why I cover my hair. 'You can't be Muslim, young lady. You've got freckles,' he said earnestly."


    ...

    "Strangers often assume my hijab signifies that I will be a quiet, shy person. They're often surprised to discover otherwise. A college friend was initially shocked by my extroverted, quick-witted behavior. It quickly vanquished her stereotypes that Muslim women are submissive, she later told me."

    July 14, 2005

    Tom Friedman and "Deaf" Americans

    This post is a culmination of several articles I've read over the past few days. The impetus for this post was the article, "Muslim leaders condemning terror to deaf?" In the article, Mark Woods asked the question, "Why don't we hear Muslim leaders condemning terrorism?" His answer was, they do condemn terrorism. "Maybe we're not listening." Ameen!

    Woods also referred to a recent article by New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman. Friedman wrote, "To this day, no major Muslim cleric or religious body has ever issued a fatwa condemning Osama bin Laden." Now, I like Tom Friedman as a writer. I've read tons of his columns and all of his books with the exception of his most recent effort (I'm waiting for it to come out in paperback, insha'allah). Anyone who's familiar with Friedman knows that he's knowledgeable about Islam. But this was a really stupid statement on Tom's part, and I'm rather surprised that he wrote it. He's not the kind of right-wing idiot (like "fill in your favorite neo-con redneck blowhard here") who normally writes or speaks first and considers the facts later (if at all). So it was with great pleasure to see that Woods had rebutted Friedman's statement with the work of University of Michigan History Professor, Dr. Juan Cole. Cole's blog, Informed Comment, has a somewhat lengthy post in which he cites numerous "major Muslim clerics and religious bodies" that have all issued fatawa against OBL. And (hoping that Dr. Cole doesn't mind), I'm republishing that post below because, in part, I know that my Muslim brothers and sisters can use this information against those "deaf" Americans (like Friedman) who are (and remain) ill-informed about our resistance against the likes of OBL.


    Friedman Wrong About Muslims Again
    And the Amman Statement on Ecumenism


    Tom Friedman is a Middle East expert who knows a lot about Islam. Why, then, does he keep saying misleading things? He wrote in his latest column, "To this day - to this day - no major Muslim cleric or religious body has ever issued a fatwa condemning Osama bin Laden."

    A "fatwa" is simply a considered opinion of a Muslim jurisconsult. Such opinions are numerous. First of all, almost all the major Shiite Grand Ayatollahs have condemned Bin Laden and al-Qaeda. You could say that is easy, since Shiites don't generally like Wahhabis. But they are the leaders of 120 million Muslims (some ten percent of the 1.2 billion). So that is one. Tracking these things down is time-consuming, but this should do:
    Ayatollah Muhammad Husain Fadlallah of Lebanon condemns Osama Bin Laden.

    So then what about the Sunni world? The leading moral authority for Sunnis is the rector or Grand Imam of the al-Azhar Seminary/ University in Cairo, Egypt. Al-Azhar is perhaps the world's oldest continuous university and has been since the time of Saladin a major center of Sunni religious authority. The current incumbent is Shaikh Muhammad Sayyid Tantawi. So what about Tantawi and Bin Laden?

    Grand Imam of Al-Azhar seminary, Shaikh Muhammad Sayyid Tantawi, condemns Osamah Bin Laden. And:

    The Grand Imam of al-Azhar Seminary, Shaikh Muhammad Sayyid Tantawi, condemns Osamah Bin Laden.

    What about Pakistan? Admittedly, it has some clerics who are fans of Bin Laden, or at least who would avoid condemning him. But the allegation Friedman is making is that no major cleric has condemned him. Try this: Prominent Pakistani Cleric Tahir ul Qadri condemns Bin Laden.

    I don't personally care for Yusuf al-Qaradawi. He is an old-time Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood preacher who fled to Qatar and now has a perch at al-Jazeera. But he does have some virtues. He is enormously popular among Muslim fundamentalists. And, he absolutely despises Bin Laden and al-Qaeda. Al-Qaradawi has repeatedly condemned the latter. He even gave a fatwa that it was a duty of Muslims to fight alongside the US in Afghanistan against al-Qaeda! See also:
    Yusuf al-Qaradawi condemns al-Qaeda.

    There are also substantial Muslim communities in Europe with leaderships that have explicitly condemned Bin Laden. E.g.:

    Spanish Muslim Clerical authorities Issue Fatwa against Osamah Bin Laden. There are on the order of 250,000 Muslims in Spain.

    High Mufti of Russian Muslims calls for Extradition of Bin Laden. The Russian Muslim community is about 20 million strong, or 15 percent of Russia's 143 million population, and is growing rapidly, so that in a century Russia may be 50 percent Muslim. So this is not a pro forma thing here.

    A good round-up on this sort of issue has been put up by al-Muhajabah.

    See also Charles Kurzman's page.

    Friedman also does refer to a major conference of Muslim clerics, thinkers and notables wound up just Wednesday that made a powerful statement about religious tolerance and condemned everything Osama Bin Laden stands for. But he seems oddly unaware of the significance of having Grand Ayatollah Sistani, Grand Imam of al-Azhar Seminary Muhammad Sayyid Tantawi, and many other great Muslim authorities sign off on this epochal statement of Muslim ecumenism.

    The statement forbids one Muslim to declare another "not a Muslim" if the believer adheres to any of the mainstream legal rites of Sunnism and Shiism. The whole basis of al-Qaeda is to call the Muslim leaders of countries like Egypt and Saudi Arabia, as well as Shiites, "not Muslims." The statement also demands that engineers should please stop pretending to issue fatwas, which should be left to trained clerical jurisconsults. This para. is also a slam at Bin Laden.

    PS As for Friedman's main point, that Muslims haven't done a good job of fighting jihadi ideology and terrorism, it is bizarre. The Algerian government fought a virtual civil war to put down political Islam, in which over 100,000 persons died. The Egyptians jailed 20,000 or 30,000 radicals for thought crimes and killed 1500 in running street battles in the 1990s and early zeroes. Al-Qaeda can't easily strike in the Middle East precisely because Syria, Egypt, Algeria, etc. have their number and have undertaken massive actions against them. What does Friedman want? And, besides, he is wrong that this is only a Muslim problem. In the global age all problems are everybody's. That's part of flat world, too, Tom.

    July 12, 2005

    A Passage from India

    I found this article of interest, an essay on one man's journey to America and his thoughts on outsourcing, the American educational system, and life as an immigrant (from India to the US and, perhaps for his children in the future, from the US back to India). Selected quotations:

    "When I moved to Queens, in New York City, at the age of 14, I found myself, for the first time in my life, considered good at math. In Bombay, math was my worst subject, and I regularly found my place near the bottom of the class rankings in that rigorous subject. But in my American school, so low were their standards that I was - to my parents' disbelief - near the top of the class. It was the same in English and, unexpectedly, in American history, for my school in Bombay included a detailed study of the American Revolution. My American school curriculum had, of course, almost nothing on the subcontinent's freedom struggle. I was mercilessly bullied during the 1979-80 hostage crisis, because my classmates couldn't tell the difference between Iran and India.[*] If I were now to move with my family to India, my children - who go to one of the best private schools in New York - would have to take remedial math and science courses to get into a good school in Bombay."

    ...

    "There is a perverse hypocrisy about the whole jobs debate, especially in Europe. The colonial powers invaded countries like India and China, pillaged them of their treasures and commodities and made sure their industries weren't allowed to develop, so they would stay impoverished and unable to compete.[**] Then the imperialists complained when the destitute people of the former colonies came to their shores to clean their toilets and dig their sewers; they complained when later generations came to earn high wages as doctors and engineers; and now they're complaining when their jobs are being lost to children of the empire who are working harder than they are. My grandfather was once confronted by an elderly Englishman in a London park who asked, 'Why are you here?' My grandfather responded, 'We are the creditors.' We are here because you were there.

    "The rich countries can't have it both ways. They can't provide huge subsidies for their agricultural conglomerates and complain when Indians who can't make a living on their farms then go to the cities and study computers and take away their jobs. Why are Indians willing to write code for a tenth of what Americans make for the same work? It's not by choice; it's because they're still struggling to stand on their feet after 200 years of colonial rule."

    ...

    "And just in case, I'm making sure my children learn Hindi."


    ---------------
    Personal Comments:

    * And they still can't tell the difference...between Hindus and Muslims, Sihks and Muslims, etc.

    ** This sentence reminded me of a facile argument I used to see on the Beliefnet Islam Debate boards. "We Christians of the West, we're so great; the greatness of the American/European economy proves how wonderful Christianity is..." ad nauseum. But this guy shows that he understands the historical roots to how Western economies got to the point where they are today and why economies in former colonial lands (Muslim, Hindu, African, etc.) still struggle today.

    Ask Dr. Slobodchikoff!

    Last night, as I got into bed, I mentioned to my wife that I had read an interesting article on the work of Con Slobodchikoff, a Northern Arizona University biology professor and "prairie dog linguist." In the article, Dr. Slobodchikoff says that he's uncovered twenty or so "words" that Prairie Dogs use among themeselves, including a word for humans. When I said this to my wife, she said, "Really? What is it?" :)

    I guess I had a really flabbergasted look on my face because she then burst out laughing for five minutes. How the hell do I know what a "word" is that a Prairie Dog would use? :) Ask Dr. Slobodchikoff! :)

    Very Good Response!

    The following came from one of those comment boards to an article posted on Iviews.com. The question asked by "Dhimma" (whom you can tell is going to be anti-Muslim just from "her" nick) is one of those garden-variety "I hate Muslims, but I don't know as much as I think I do so I'm going to ask a question that really highlights my ignorance of the world around me"-type questions. :) Anyway, "she" wrote:

    Comment
    Just a single question
    If all Muslims are not terrorists, why are almost all terrorists Muslims...?
    It is perhaps time for the Umma to wake up and open its eyes...



    But what really surprised me is that the editor of this forum responded to "her" immediately (I've never seen this happen on this board before). Anyway, the answer was:

    Editor's Response
    Here is a list of some non-Muslim organizations that have been designated as terrorist.

    Armata Corsa - France
    Aum Shinrikyo - Japan
    Basque Homeland and Freedom - Spain
    Chukaku-Ha - Japan
    Irish Republican Army - Northern Ireland
    Japanese Red Army - Japan
    Kach and Kahane Chai - Israel
    Lautaro Youth Movement - Chile
    Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam - Sri Lanka
    Loyalist Volunteer Force - Northern Ireland
    Manuel Rodriquez Patriotic Front - Chile
    Moranzanist Patriotic Front - Honduras
    National Liberation Army Colombia - Colombia
    National Liberation Front of Corsica - France
    Nestor Paz Zamora Commission (CNPZ) - Bolivia
    New People's Army - Philippines
    Palestine Liberation Front - Iraq
    Party of Democratic Kampuchea - Cambodia
    Qibla and People Against Gangsterism and Drugs - South Africa
    Real IRA - Northern Ireland
    Red Army Faction - Germany
    Red Brigades - Italy
    Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia - Colombia
    Revolutionary Organization 17 November - Greece
    Revolutionary People's Struggle - Greece
    Sendero Luminoso - Peru
    Tupac Amaru Revolutionary Movement - Peru
    United Self-Defense Forces of Colombia - Colombia


    Good job, Editor! :)

    July 7, 2005

    The Constitution also protects Muslims in America

    This article, by Jafar Siddiqui, was good. These are the types of stories that make me question whether I can ever bring my wife back with me to America. Can Americans be trusted to treat her with respect? I sincerely doubt it. In the meantime, Muslims here in SE Asia don't have nearly the problems that American Muslims seem to be having with non-Muslims. Granted, countries like Indonesia and Malaysia are majority-Muslim, but even here in Singapore, with a Muslim population of only 14% of the total, we are treated with respect by the Chinese and Indian populations. I have never heard of a single incident here in Singapore since I've been here like any that Mr. Siddiqui mentions in this article.

    IMVHO, Americans need to grow up. They need to learn tolerance, lose their ethnocentrism, and greatly improve their understanding of the world at large, especially with regard to other peoples, cultures, and religions. Because every article that comes out on the Internet, like Mr. Siddiqui's, - and the Internet is a global medium - shows more and more how disgraceful many Americans are.


    I was dropping off my daughter at Mountlake Terrace High for the last day of school last month. As I pulled into the circular driveway, I blocked another car for a few seconds as my daughter disembarked.

    The driver honked and I got out, thinking it was someone I knew. It was not. She rolled down her window: "You are not supposed to stop in that lane!" Her window went up. Then, as she zipped past me, she rolled her window down again and yelled, "Go back to your country... !" I was so shocked that I missed the muffled adjectives as the window went up again.

    Less than a week later, a man I thought was my friend told me that as long as I refused to respect George Bush, he would continue to classify me and "my people" — Muslims in America — as terrorist sympathizers. He also told me that he has not met any Muslim in America that he respects.

    By and large, this is what it comes down to: Muslims in America have to keep professing their loyalty to this country as a daily rite of passage, and even then we are suspect. We are subjected to a constant barrage of hate and suspicion from the top levels of the Bush administration to the lay people we encounter every day.

    Politicians remain silent because they know Muslim-bashing is in and they do not wish to be seen as "soft on terrorism." Self-styled "experts" conceal their hate messages in long, pseudo-intellectual discourses explaining just how murderous and nasty we Muslims are. Our constitutional rights are discarded like used bubble gum on the sidewalk as more and more of us are thrown in jails without the constitutional guarantees of due process, without charges or trials. We are judged guilty with little possibility of proving otherwise; we would need to be tried first.

    Reactions of "normal Americans" continue to shock me. Once when I was bemoaning the treatment of some people, a friend asked me quite innocently, "But they are Muslims, aren't they?" On more than one occasion I have been told by friends that we are in a war and some things have to be tolerated during such times.

    Silly me! I always thought constitutional protections were meant to kick in when things get bad, not when I am sipping tea while lying in my hammock.

    I have spoken to some of the top law-enforcement people in this region. Some have told me they would rather continue stopping Muslims in mid-stride than be responsible for the next 9/11, as if those are the only two choices available. Others have told me that they never send people to other countries for torture; the wink-and-a-nudge is unbearable. One lawmaker told me he didn't believe constitutional protections extended to non-citizens.

    This is my country. I'll speak out against injustices whether they are aimed at me or not. I'll shout when my Constitution is shoved into the deep freeze. I'll voice my opinions against George Bush just as easily as I'll speak against my gutless and silent Congress.

    This is my country! I'll feel the swell of pride when I see pictures of my military helping the victims of the tsunami. I'll tell everyone that our system of government is one of the best in the world. I'll say I have seldom seen so many wonderful and generous people as I have in the U.S. — people who have gone out of their way to help strangers.

    I think of a neighbor of mine, with whom I hardly ever agree politically. He and his wife were among the first people to reach out to me after 9/11; they asked me to come over with my family if people got nasty. I remember the elderly veteran near me who walked up to the young Muslim girl with a head covering and told her to let him know if anyone gave her a hard time.

    I cannot stop telling my fellow citizens that bigotry and persecution only need our silence to rise up and start demanding human sacrifice. When sanity finally prevails, I know I'll be back in the wonderful America I remember so fondly.


    Jafar Siddiqui is an American Muslim living in Lynnwood. He is a member of American Muslims of Puget Sound and a human-rights activist, involved in movements for interfaith understanding. Contact him at Jeffsiddiqui@msn.com

    July 5, 2005

    Her horoscope is not the only thing that's deformed!

    "Marina Bai has sued [NASA] the U.S. space agency, claiming the Deep Impact probe that punched a crater into the comet Tempel 1 late Sunday 'ruins the natural balance of forces in the universe,' the newspaper Izvestia reported Tuesday. A Moscow court has postponed hearings on the case until late July, the paper said.

    ...

    "Bai is seeking damages totaling 8.7 billion rubles ($300 million) — the approximate equivalent of the mission's cost — for her 'moral sufferings,' Izvestia said, citing her lawyer Alexander Molokhov. She earlier told the paper that the experiment would 'deform her horoscope.'"

    LOSER!

    Tom Cruise is an IDIOT!

    I've read a few articles recently about Tom Cruise's comments about post-partum depression and how he thinks that "exercise and vitamins" is a cure-all for this condition. Dude, you are such a friggin' idiot! A person very near and dear to me has gone through this condition several times, and I know through their experiences that what Tom has said about post-partum depression (e.g., "there was no such thing as chemical imbalances that need to be corrected with drugs") is him talking out of his @$$.

    New Jersey's acting governor, Richard Codey, recently said, "Tom Cruise knows as much about postpartum depression as I do about acting, and he should stick to acting and not talk about women who need help." Absolutely!

    Of course, the core of Tom's problem is his tie to Scientology, "which teaches that psychiatry is a destructive pseudo-science." Talk about calling the kettle black! Scientology, of course, was founded by the second-rate sci-fi hack, L. Ron Hubbard. (Remember Battlefield Earth?" That terrible movie released in 2000? That's based on an L. Ron Hubbard novel of the same name.) For those who may not know, Hubbard once said, "Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion." (For more information, read Scientology: Anatomy of a Frightening Cult, published in the May 1980 issue of Reader's Digest.) Well, Tom, John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Kirstie Alley, and Jenna Elfman are among the gullible who have swallowed the Scientology hook; insha'allah, Tom's publicity tour will help damage Scientology's already-bad reputation even further.

    Ameen.

    July 3, 2005

    You Know You're From Arizona When...

    This seems to be the latest rage among Muslim bloggers, to comment on these "You Know You're From..." lists, so I thought I'd give a try. Although I haven't lived in Arizona in almost four years, I still have family there and I get my daily e-mail of Arizona Republic headlines. Anyhoo...

    You've signed so many petitions to recall governors you can't remember the name of the incumbent.
    A cheap shot. The only significant petition drive to recall a governor was back in the Evan Mecham days (late 1980s). And the current governor is Janet Napolitano.

    You notice your car overheating before you drive it.
    Not true, but I understand why people might think this. :)

    You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.
    Of course! Most of the rivers are dammed to provide drinking and irrigation water. Duh!

    You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.
    For me, this is an "of course." When I first moved to Arizona, some of my dorm's common rooms were cooled down by swamp coolers. However, air conditioners have become so commonplace that I doubt many people new to Arizona (or the younger generation) are familiar with them.

    You can hear the weather forecast of 115 degrees without flinching.
    It's only when it gets to about 120 that you start to flinch. ;)

    You can be in the snow, then drive for an hour...and it will be over 100 degrees.
    Heh. In August 1979, I went to the Grand Canyon. Just outside the park entrance, there were still patches of snow on the ground; on the way back home, we could see snow falling on the San Francisco Peaks. And, yes, it was well above 100 degrees back in Phoenix.

    You discover, in July it only takes two fingers to drive your car, because your steering wheel is so hot.
    July? Try May! Who are you trying to kid? ;)

    You can make sun tea instantly.
    More or less. Something more appropriate might be how many sun tea jars one sees on any given summer day.

    You run your a/c in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace.
    I never lived in any building that had a fireplace, but there were a few days in some Decembers where I'd have been tempted to light a fireplace if I had one.

    The best parking is determined by shade.....not distance.
    Absolutely!

    You realize that "Valley Fever" isn't a disco dance.
    Duh! Most newcomers to Arizona are warned about Valley Fever fairly quickly.

    Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one.
    Sometimes, yes.

    It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation and yet all the streets are totally empty of both cars and people.
    The only time I've ever seen Phoenix streets totally deserted was back in the spring of 1993, when the Suns made it to the NBA finals. (One of the playoff games was playing, but I was working at the office with some others, and we wanted some dinner. I drove to a Chinese take-out place, and the streets were absolutely deserted. Everyone was watching the game on TV. That was one of two times I ever saw Phoenix "dead.")

    You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
    Duh!

    Sunscreen is sold year round, kept right at the checkout counter.
    More or less.

    You put on fresh sunscreen just to go check the mail box.
    Cute. Not true.

    Some fools will market mini-misters for joggers and some other fools will actually buy them. Worse.....some fools actually try to jog.
    Never seen the "mini-misters." And the real fools are those who make fun of Arizona joggers.

    You know hot air balloons can't rise because the air temperature is hotter than the air inside the balloon.
    Duh! That's why hot air balloons only fly during the winter in Arizona.

    No one would dream of putting vinyl inside a car.
    Absolutely! (Or buying a vinyl sofa, even.)

    You see two trees fighting over a dog.
    Cute.

    You can say "Hohokam" and people don't think you're laughing funny.
    Lame. Who's the f***in' loser who wrote this?

    You see more irrigation water on the street than there is in the Salt River.
    True.

    You have to go to a fake beach for some fake waves.
    Big Surf. Lived in Arizona for 20 years, and never went there. It's more of a kids/teenager-kind of place.

    You can pronounce"Saguaro", "Tempe", "San Xavier", "Canyon de Chelly", "Mogollon Rim", and "Cholla."
    "Suh-war-oh," "Tehm-pee" (better get that one right, I used to live there :) ), "Sahn Zay-vee-yur," "Can-yon deh Shay," "Muh-gee-yohn (with a hard "gee," like the French name, Guy) Rim," and "Choy-yah."

    You can understand the reason for a town named "Why."
    Is there a Why, Arizona? I didn't know that. Where's your sense of Yuma? :)

    You can fry an egg on the hood of a car IN THE MORNING!
    Don't know about on the hood of a car, but trying to fry eggs on the sidewalk won't work. (Friends tried that.)

    You hear people say "but it's a DRY heat!"
    It is! And I miss it! Humidity sucks!

    You buy salsa by the gallon.
    Almost! ;)

    Your Christmas decorations include sand and l00 paper bags.
    Offensive! Only an ignorant Anglo would write something like this.

    You think a red light is merely a suggestion.
    Not true. But I wish more governments there would switch to a "lagging" left turn-signal.

    All of your out-of-state friends start to visit after October but clear out come the end of April.
    Of course! We're the ones telling them not to come during the summer!

    You think someone driving wearing oven mitts is clever.
    I never used oven mitts for driving, but my woolly sheepskin driving wheel cover was a God-send.

    Most of the restaurants in town have the first name "El" or "Los."
    Exaggeration!

    You think 60 tons of crushed red rock makes a beautiful yard.
    With some nice cacti and other desert flora, it can make for a very beautiful yard. And you don't have to mow the "lawn" ever again. Loser!

    Your house is made of stucco and has a red clay tile roof.
    The red tile roof is commonplace enough (we even have red tile roofs here in S'pore). The "stucco" part is someone's imagination that Arizona homes haven't progressed out of the "Old West" days.

    Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way in the summer.
    Having owned two cars whose a/c's didn't work very well, I can definitely sympathize! :)

    Most homes have more firearms than people.
    Don't know about "most homes," but I once visited a guy's home long ago where there were prolly 75-100 guns of various shapes and sizes, what seemed like 10,000 rounds of ammo, and a nice, big German Shepherd. Hmmm, and yes, they had a fireplace too (and we lit it up as well).

    Kids will ask, "What's a mosquito?"
    Not quite true, but they're not that common there, thank God.

    People who have black cars or black upholstery in their car are automatically assumed to be from out of-state or nuts.
    At one job, when I was bored, I used to count the number of white cars in a parking lot that I could see from the office window. The percentage always came to about 40%. Black cars and Arizona don't mix.

    You know better than to get into a car with leather seats if you're wearing shorts.
    These leather seats must be in the black cars from the out of state nuts. :)

    If you haven't worked for Motorola at some time, you must be a newcomer.
    Never got a job there, although I did some temp work once for a company that had their offices located within a Motorola plant. Does that count? ;)

    You can finish a Big Gulp in 10 minutes and go back for seconds.
    No $hit! Ten minutes? When it's really hot and you're incredibly thirsty, try ten seconds!

    The Boy Who Cried Wolf

    I finally understand now how to understand what President Bush (fils) is saying. Whenever he says "X," the truth really is "anti-X." It's so simple! (Of course, I've been coming to this conclusion for a long time. ;) )

    For example: "Kyoto would have wrecked our economy." Right? Wrong!

    "Newly released data show that Portland, America's environmental laboratory, has achieved stunning reductions in carbon emissions. It has reduced emissions below the levels of 1990, the benchmark for the Kyoto accord, while booming economically.

    "What's more, officials in Portland insist that the campaign to cut carbon emissions has entailed no significant economic price, and on the contrary has brought the city huge benefits: less tax money spent on energy, more convenient transportation, a greener city, and expertise in energy efficiency that is helping local businesses win contracts worldwide.

    "'People have looked at it the wrong way, as a drain,' said Mayor Tom Potter, who himself drives a Prius hybrid. 'Actually it's something that attracts people. ... It's economical; it makes sense in dollars.'

    ...

    "'Portland's efforts refute the thesis that you can't make progress without huge economic harm,' says Erik Sten, a city commissioner. 'It actually goes all the other way - to the extent Portland has been successful, the things that we were doing that happened to reduce emissions were the things that made our city livable and hence desirable.'"

    Source: Nicholas Kristof's A Livable Shade of Green


    Another example:

    "The president pledged to 'prevent Al Qaeda and other foreign terrorists from turning Iraq into what Afghanistan was under the Taliban' a full week after Newsweek and The New York Times reported on a new C.I.A. assessment that the war may be turning Iraq into an even more effective magnet and training ground for Islamic militants than Afghanistan was for Al Qaeda in the 1980's and 90's.

    ...

    "The president has no one to blame but himself. The color-coded terror alerts, the repeated John Ashcroft press conferences announcing imminent Armageddon during election season, the endless exploitation of 9/11 have all taken their numbing toll. Fear itself is the emotional card Mr. Bush chose to overplay, and when he plays it now, he is the boy who cried wolf. That's why a film director engaging in utter fantasy can arouse more anxiety about a possible attack on America than our actual commander in chief hitting us with the supposed truth."

    Source: Frank Rich's The Two Wars of the Worlds

    A Letter to the Culture that Raised Me

    I've noticed for some time now that I get a number of hits from people looking up the works of Yasmin Mogahed, the graduate student at UW-Madison who's also a freelance writer. I really enjoy this woman's writings, and I just came across this article of hers from Islamicity. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.


    A Letter to the Culture that Raised Me
    By Yasmin Mogahed


    Growing up, you read me the Ugly Duckling. And for years I believed that was me. For so long you taught me I was nothing more than a bad copy of the standard.

    I couldn't run as fast or lift as much. I didn't make the same money and I cried too often. I grew up in a man's world where I didn't belong.

    And when I couldn't be him, I wanted only to please him. I put on your make-up and wore your short skirts. I gave my life, my body, my dignity, for the cause of being pretty. I knew that no matter what I did, I was worthy only to the degree that I could please and be beautiful for my master. And so I spent my life on the cover of Cosmo and gave my body for you to sell.

    I was a slave, but you taught me I was free. I was your object, but you swore it was success. You taught me that my purpose in life was to be on display, to attract, and be beautiful for men. You had me believe that my body was created to market your cars. And you raised me to think I was an ugly duckling.

    But you lied.

    Islam tells me, I'm a swan. I'm different-it's meant to be that way. And my body, my soul, was created for something more.

    God says in the Quran: 'O mankind, We created you from a single (pair) of a male and a female and made you into nations and tribes, that you may know one another (not that you may despise each other). Verily, the most honored of you in the sight of God is the one who is most righteousÓ (Quran 49:13).

    So I am honored. But it is not by my relationship to men. My value as a woman is not measured by the size of my waist or the number of men who like me. My worth as a human being is measured on a higher scale: a scale of righteousness and piety. And my purpose in life-despite what the fashion magazines say-is something more sublime than just looking good for men.

    And so God tells me to cover myself, to hide my beauty and to tell the world that I'm not here to please men with my body; I'm here to please God. God elevates the dignity of a woman's body by commanding that it be respected and covered, shown only to the deserving-only to the man I marry.

    So to those who wish to 'liberate' me, I have only one thing to say:

    Thanks, but no thanks.

    I'm not here to be on display. And my body is not for public consumption. I will not be reduced to an object, or a pair of legs to sell shoes. I'm a soul, a mind, a servant of God. My worth is defined by the beauty of my soul, my heart, my moral character. So, I won't worship your beauty standards, and I don't submit to your fashion sense. My submission is to something higher.

    With my veil I put my faith on display-rather than my beauty. My value as a human is defined by my relationship with God, not by my looks. So I cover the irrelevant. And when you look at me, you don't see a body. You view me only for what I am: a servant of my Creator.

    So you see, as a Muslim woman, I've been liberated from a silent kind of bondage. I don't answer to the slaves of God on earth. I answer to their king.