August 11, 2006

"I'm late, I'm late for a very important date..."

This story just cracked me up. Yeah, lady, all those speeding tickets are just so much garbage. Throw them away; don't worry, be happy. :) And, uh, make sure you don't smash into any cars as your roar back and forth on the freeway! From the August 11 Arizona Republic:

A woman who was caught 69 times by Scottsdale speed cameras since March told detectives she threw the tickets away because she didn't think anything could happen to her. Now, she faces jail and $11,000 in fines.

Five of the citations issued to Francesca Cisneros, 32, of Chandler, were criminal speeding violations. She also was caught once by a red-light camera, and she faces two counts of driving on a suspended license.

Cisneros told officers she speeds because she often is late for meetings, Scottsdale police Sgt. Mark Clark said.

All but five of her 69 speeding tickets were on Loop 101; her top speed was 86 mph. The unpaid tickets are a Scottsdale record.


Anonymous said...

Speedy Cisneros... arriba! arriba!! AIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey, my friend Silas used to work with her and he said she moves just as fast with guys... Go J Lo go!!!