September 12, 2007


IZ Reloaded linked to an old website I remember coming across back when I lived in Korea, Despair, Inc. I haven't looked at this website in a long time, so it's worthwhile to have a laugh at some of this company's products, especially their line of "Demotivators®" posters.

Beauty: If you're attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.

This sounds like your typical teenage girl!

And this was me as a kid:

Potential: Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.

What Americans are very, very slow to realize:

Discovery: A company that will go to the ends of the Earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans.

And, of course, the brutal truth:

Motivation: If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

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