Milady and I just watched this video clip on Oprah about an hour ago. (It originally aired on November 13, 2006.) I wish we had known about these five words* four months ago, but I guess that's how things go. ;) So to all you future moms and dads out there, pay attention! ;)
The five words are "neh" (hungry), "owh" (sleepy), "heh" (discomfort), "eair" (intestinal gas), and "eh" (burp).