SETI's got it all wrong: we shouldn't be looking out into space to find ETs, they're already here. And, what's more, the damn ETs are being eaten by ducks! Don't think so? Look at the photograph. The original caption for the photo:
This undated photo provided by the International Bird Rescue Research Center, shows an X-ray taken Sunday, May 21, 2006, of an injured duck with a broken wing. The International Bird Rescue Research Center in Cordelia. Calif., plans to raise funds with an unusual duck X-ray, which they say shows the clear image of what appears to be the face, or head, of an extraterrestrial alien in the bird's stomach. Unfortunately, the duck died quickly and quietly of its injuries.