April 3, 2006

A bear, a lion, and a chicken...

Rubber chickenA cute joke, from MENJ:

A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.

The bear says: "If I roar in the forests of North America, the entire forest is shivering with fear."

The lion says: "And if I roar on the great plains of Africa, the entire savannah is afraid of me."

Says the chicken: "Big deal. I only have to cough and the entire planet $#|+$ itself."

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