January 1, 2011

Chinese Calculus

"The Chinese are kicking our butts in everything. If this was China, do you think the Chinese would have called off the game? People would have been marching down to the stadium, they would have walked and they would have been doing calculus on the way down."
— PA governor Ed Rendell, on postponement of Eagles game due to blizzard

Because Americans can't walk in a snow storm and do calculus at the same time. ;)


Anonymous said...

Do we in the west need to copy whatever eugenics scheme China is using to create this superior race of people?

JJTM said...

Nah, I just recommend you find a Chinese girlfriend and settle down with her. ;)